if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
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#I really like this entire article too#but I especially like this passage because this is a very large definition of who Ron Weasley is and the movies do him no justice#it’s true Ron doesn’t handle his jealousy well initially#but it’s also true that he’s young and petty#it doesn’t excuse his behavior but instead gives way to him growing older and learning to deal with it#I’ve seldom been the more affluent person in my groups of friends and even still while i am admittedly very well off#there’s limitations to that#and i still feel bitter resentment towards those who can afford everything they want#(and I acknowledge too that they can afford those things becaue they have jobs and make it happen)#Ron is not always a good person but he’s a great character for his complexities which seldom get the deep exploration they deserve#and the entire article going on to explain how these are things that brought Ron and Hermione to better understanding is lovely#I still have a lot of love for Ron and Hermione’s relationship and it’s realness#that they are going to have complications#that they will have to work to overcome things#but when Ron realized he did indeed love Hermione and he did indeed want to do something about it he made changes#he didn’t just change things around Hermione he started changing HIMSELF as a person#he wanted to become someone she could respect and love back#i am married to a man who isn’t into all the same things as i am#we don’t always have intellectualy stimulating conversations that i can get from other people#but that doesn’t make me love him any less nor do I enjoy his company any less for it#to say that Ron can never make Hermione happy or satisfy her intellectual needs is silly esp when you say Harry is better suited#like Harry can fulfill that any better? please (x)
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
"But somewhere else, OK? A duplex, or an apartment… I don’t think a condo."
And he said “No, not a condo.”
This is a kinetic typography short I created because I absolutely adore Dylan Marron’s voice work for Carlos the Scientist, and I wanted to do something special for it. :]
While the visual is all me, the audio is from the Live at The Bell House recording of Condos, which you should totally buy in full here if you haven’t heard it yet: [x
This is beautifully done. Got me squealing and rolling around crazily again.